jaba-the-slut:

“Nobody says anything about that”

I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

intptt:

heinouskurloz:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

danidevineee:

southerncaliforniahoney:

iminlalaland4ever:

did-you-kno:

Source

you know what that means, right?

SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!

oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha

Rebloging purely for that ^

we should form a support group

internet addicts anonymous

“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”

“hi jennifer”

but tumblr is our support group

No, Tumblr is our enabler.

donotfeedthewhores:

calmkai:

opall:

hang-loose-muthagoose:

v-ienn-a:

d-ecade:

coastale:

daisifyed:

craized:

this generally hurts because i know it’s never happened omg

crying

this actually sucks, because i know that no one has the time to think this about me they’re too busy judging other things about me. Wow my life sucks sometimes.

fuck.

same here

never, not in a million years would this happen

HAHAHAHA no.

lol no

never ever

wilddaize:

breezeful:

pb-n-jfish:

Your blog has officially been signed by Johnny Depp.

his signature alone will impregnate me.

OMFG^

kind of looks like a penis at the start. just me? oh okay